I call those who doesn’t have anyone to greet “Merry Christmas!” to other than their relatives as members of the SMP or the Samahan ng mga Malalamig ang Pasko (Organization of those with a cold Christmas).
Surely, you’ll be spending your Christmas eve with your family but you seemed to be wishing that a certain person could spend the night with you.
Because they don’t have anyone to cuddle these coming holidays, they prefer to Masturdate this cold season. (No pun intended, you should’ve known this word by now.)
If you’re flying solo this holiday season. There’s no point in being sad about it. Think about it: at least you don’t have to share all the Christmas treats you’ll be stuffing your face with.
I’ve been told that the holidays are the epitome of cuffing season. To that, I bet frosty the snowman would insanely yell bulls**t!
My fellow millennials, we don’t need anyone to channel the holiday spirit. We have nothing to lose during the Christmas season.
In fact, there are plenty of other things that could cuff you up during the holidays.
1 Pets. Your pets can definitely bring the vibe you’ve always wanted this season. They’re fluffy and they can be one of the greatest buddies for Christmas!
They could cuddle with you on nights when the heat isn’t working and wake you up every morning with slobbery kisses.
I, for one, have my dog Bella and good luck is coming between me and my little Basenji.
2 Private Internet browser. The Christmas season can get very cold at times, sure. But the thing is, you’re longing for someone to cuddle up with you in bed other than your pet right? These web sites never go out style and they are all updated.
So when you feel the heat inside while scrolling through, turn your browser into incognito or in private browsing. Live a little!
3 Job. It’ll provide you anything you need no matter what, right?
Who forgets about the Christmas bonus? No one! And no one ever leaves without it.
Think of this, your job feeds you, keep you warm and happy, so it’s the best date you can possibly have. Ain’t nobody got time to find people to do that for you.
4 Noche Buena. For most who will celebrate Christmas, we almost spend most our money to serve the best noche buena this season. We all know these food will last not only for days but for weeks.
Prepare yourself to face the most awaited time of the evening, stop your fitness program temporarily, get rid of the protein milkshakes and get ready for no-shape December!
It’s not Christmas Eve yet but my impacho mode is already on.
5 Friends. Friends can mark the pre-celebration of your Christmas season. With them, you can already feel the breeze of the season.
Having fun with friends is so much more memorable compared to the guy or girl you once took out on a date. It’s great to think that you can save up money from your work and then buy presents for your good friends this Christmas.
6 Family. Family members are the most consistent presence in your life. They are the real reason why you’ll be spending the best Christmas experience ever.
While you whine about other people’s presence, they will stay no matter what. They can help create the atmosphere that your crappy mood wants. They will also make you feel good and get you into the holiday spirit.
7 Yourself. You don’t have to argue with yourself about which Christmas movie to watch or complain about listening to “All I Want For Christmas is You” on repeat for the past hour.
The time is yours, no buts and ifs about it: it’s all yours. Spend it wisely to recover and reflect what should be celebrated this season.
You yourself can always make time and turn the night into your favored light. You are not alone as you are surrounded by many good things this Christmas season. Gather them all and celebrate the real spirit of christmas.
Merry Christmas Millennials! xoxo.
Cyril Razon loves to eat fried chicken though he’s allergic to it because he believes in the dictum: “Chicken is life.” Like this story online via the BusinessMirror Millennials Universe (BMMU) Facebook page at https://www.facebook.com/pages/Millennial-Universe/435594193285671. Follow BMMU on Twitter via @millennial_U or Instagram (type Millennial Universe). E-mail comments or story to millennialuniverse@yahoo.com and the editor at dennis.estopace@gmail.com.
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