THE web site Huffington Post reports that a man arrested for a traffic violation was able to smuggle a gun into jail, by hiding it in his rectum.

The gun was found by the police in the toilet of the man’s cell, after other inmates reported it.

How did they know? It is one man per cell. My guess, it was after hearing loud screams from his cell when the suspect was relieving himself over there.

The gun in question was a .38 caliber revolver with a six-inch barrel; the kind with two prominent sharp iron sights at the front and back; measuring with the grip, all told, 10 inches long, four inches wide.

Oddly, after being arrested, the man had been stripped searched. The police made him squat and cough but nothing dropped on the floor; in the event proving astounding powers of control on the suspect’s part. This man should be our president for self-control is a key quality for the post.

To be sure, the gun was not loaded. But was it in working order?

The police had to test-fire the weapon, we assume with rubber gloves on, and nose-clips; the gun worked.

Imagine if it was loaded and he tried to escape; jail guards shot in the attempt would have perished from E. coli or pure disgust.

I don’t know where this is going. Perhaps the reader can suggest.

But wait. Now I see it. There is a lesson to be learned here, if not for us, then for the kabarilans of the President.

The next time their car gets into an accident, they will know where to hide an AK 47. It can be done, with lots of car grease and a big asshole of which we have no lack in the government.