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    HOWEVER incredible the story and the action scenes of Wanted, headlined by Angelina Jolie and James McAvoy, you happily and giddily go along for the ride. The same cannot be said of Made of Honor, starring Patrick Dempsey and Michelle Monaghan.

     
     

    IN another universe, the film Wanted would have elicited gasps and awe not in wonderment but in disbelief. In this film, assassins are born and not made, rediscovered and not punished. A young accountant, Wesley Gibson—played by James McAvoy, whose recent talent is imbuing loose charm to an otherwise quiet film about atonement—is a daily loser. His boss, a harridan-cum-ball buster, stalks his everyday performance. The female boss makes it her duty to remind the young man how hopeless and helpless he is. To add to this misery, the young man’s live-in girlfriend is carrying on an affair with his officemate passing himself off as friend.

    One day, in the store, the loser finds himself in the middle of a shooting incident. A woman with nails like claw and countenance closer to an elegant monkey-eating eagle disguised as a fashion model appears from nowhere. She declares herself through action and pout as his guardian as she battles it out with a man, himself elegant as if having stepped out of the GQ cover for fall, who is supposed to be after the life of the accountant.

    The fight does not end at the store. It goes on and on like an all-out war between two warring factions even as the shootout involves technically just two persons. Remember that the accountant is there screaming for his dear life and wondering what has happened to his boring routine.

    We soon find ourselves in the middle of a car chase that has not happened lately in feature films. The closest connection of the car chase is the James Bond flick but its intimate kinship can really be traced in those animation entertainments of yore, where anthropomorphic animals get their faces smashed in, their entire bodies flattened by bulldozers, nonetheless coming out of the incident, well, flat but alive.

    This is no surprise because we are watching Timur Bekmambetov’s initial foray into Hollywood by way of a story based upon a comic-book miniseries of the same name by Mark Millar.

    The director comes from that area and film industry we generically dismiss as Russian. Born in Kazakhstan, the director’s claim to fame include working with Roger Corman in a straight-to-video Escape From Afghanistan and the cult-hit film Night Watch and its sequel Day Watch. After Wanted, Bekmambetov would have to shuck out those previous outings for this film, about a secret society of assassins, has become his de-facto claim to raging fame.

    Action films will never be the same again after Wanted. The action scenes are incredible, fabulous and extravagantly whimsical. On the surface, Wanted is an action film but it is really a closeted epic work, with inspiration coming all the way from the ancient tales of heroes. Instead of codes, there is a loom that renders oracle and judgment and assignment all at the same time. Like the tales of yore, the hero finds out late in his journey that he is killing not the enemy but someone else.

    What can James McAvoy not do in film? As Gibson, he makes the transformation from a drone to a daredevil in a few minutes and we are with him. He goes through the most ludicrous of initiations but we know his make is mythic. We want to be kind to him as an actor, but I must admit another epic character steals the story from McAvoy’s Gibson—that of Fox.

    With a name like Fox, how can you lose?

    Angelina Jolie is Fox and she is part-caricature, part-tragedienne. Everything about her is wide and big: gestures, lips, emotion. She bends her body as the train goes through the tunnel. She glares and creates fire on screen. She kisses McAvoy and you check your pulse rate. She walks naked and you dismiss your ideologies about the human form.

    In my generation, we would come out of the moviehouse to tell each other how the whole film was really impossible. In Wanted, this response malfunctions.

    It will work in Made of Honor. The critical eye functions in this film about a man, handsome and elegant and rich, who discovers that he is capable of being in love. That the woman he loves is really that female who accompanies him in his spare time and knows what he does in other spare times.

    Julia Roberts and Dermot Mulroney have worked their charms in an earlier template, My Best Friend’s Wedding, and some of us have not recovered yet from the bittersweetness of that enterprise. In that film, Roberts can lay claim to a great portion of the charm and salvation.

    Now, two actors are going to try the well-tested path: Michelle Monaghan, lovely and looking like an intelligent woman, and Patrick Dempsey. Monaghan is strong but with enough vulnerability to make us run to embrace her and whatever character she is playing. As Hannah, the girl who understands this man who does not understand himself, Monaghan has enough heartbreak under those faint freckles to make us imagine that love can be an adventure.

    Dempsey is Dempsey. He is a current icon, the man impossibly charming but who, in this film, tries to be a loser. As Thomas Bailey, Dempsey can never be the loser. There are millions of incurable romantics—and fans—out there and they are not prepared for a film noir starring Dr. McDreamy, the nom de romance of Dempsey in the TV series Grey’s Anatomy.

    Barring the landscape of Scotland that threatens to swallow all cars and other moving objects and the last appearance of Sydney Pollack as the father of Tom, the film soon loses its steam and love scent toward the end. Even before the bouquet is thrown, we know the decision of the jury: give me a tale of assassins any time. Throw in a spa-like setting where bodies heal from all wounds except those caused by love and some such things.

    The film Made of Honor is directed by Paul Weilland.

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