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SHOES in
hand, as noiselessly as possible, former Surigao del Sur
Representative Prospero “Butch” Pichay has lately been
busy tiptoeing around, “casing” the bureaucracy.
His
objective—to pinpoint any of the possible sub-Cabinet
slots where, as one sidekick describes it, “he can best
continue to be of service to the Arroyo administration
in its last two years in office.”
Apparently, Pichay expects to be among those to be
appointed in the revamp that will coincide with the
lapsing of the one-year electoral ban on the appointment
of candidates who lost in the last elections. Pichay was
one of the nine Team Unity senatorial candidates who
didn’t make it.
He has
been quietly waiting in the wings for a year, and today
is the eve of the last day of the ban. And, as if on
cue, the changing of the guard in the administration has
begun. Bunye is the first to be touched—he goes to the
Monetary Board as a member. His likely replacement as
spokesman: Mike Defensor, one of the nine senatorial
also-rans.
According to his aide, Pichay does not aspire to be the
head of any department. “Nothing as lofty as that. Any
top job at the bureau level will do, just as long as he
can continue being of service to the government.”
No
amount of badgering could make his assistant say what
specific appointment Pichay expects to get. But Pichay’s
recent moves indicate that he has zeroed in on two
sensitive agencies, namely, the Bureau of Customs (BOC),
which seems to be his first choice, or the National Food
Authority (NFA), his second pick.
Two or
three months ago, NFA employees were abuzz with
speculations that Pichay was preparing to take over as
administrator of the multibillion-peso grains agency.
The talks started when a couple of unidentified
“observers” paid the NFA head office in
Quezon City a “casual” visit. But that was a couple of months ago.
Pichay’s emissaries have not made a second visit since,
and the presumption now shared among NFA employees is
the whole thing was just a false alarm.
But,
more recently, speculations that the controversial
politician from Mindanao would be named commissioner of
Customs in place of Napoleon Morales have persisted.
This has been going on for several weeks now.
Like a
storm gathering menacingly on the horizon, the business
sector was shocked to learn that the gentleman from
Surigao del Sur recently underwent a “secret crash
course on customs procedures and other related matters”
at the Subic Bay Metropolitan Authority (SBMA) head
offices.
According to my midget mole in SBMA, Pichay got the
crash course from Subic Port Collector Marietta
Samoranos, a niece of former Commission on Elections
Comissioner Virgilio Garcillano. The intense briefing
was conducted under the watchful eyes of SBMA
administrator Armand Arreza, Pichay’s nephew.
Private-sector suspicions that Pichay may be named
Customs commissioner were bolstered when President
Arroyo, during a surprise visit, gave top Customs
officials a royal ass-chewing just a couple of weeks
ago. The President was reportedly in a snit over the
bureau’s apparent reluctance to prosecute the owners and
officials of four companies caught red-handed trying to
smuggle wheat into the country.
The four
companies were identified as Front Runner Enterprises,
Judd Monte Enterprises, Oriental Connections and Rubills
Inc. Instead of charging them with smuggling, Morales
merely suspended their accreditation after seizing their
wheat shipments.
President Arroyo was particularly interested in what
further action Morales was going to take against Rubills
Inc. Customs’ records show that Rubills used to be
headed by Francisco Billones, a church minister who
later sold his interest to a group headed by a mayor
from Cagayan province. However, it is no secret in the
waterfront that the mayor’s group is just a dummy, and
that the real owner of Rubills is a woman based in
Canada.
“Definitely, whoever controls Rubills must be a mighty
powerful individual. Rubills is the only trading
warehouse in the country with the extremely rare
privilege to import anything under the sun with the
sanction of the BOC.”
President Arroyo, visibly irked, watched over the
shoulder of lawyer Willy Sarmiento, prosecution chief,
as he prepared the charge sheet against the four
companies. Then she directed Morales to file the charges
before the Department of Justice pronto (!) before
concluding her lightning visit.
But we
digress. Is Pichay indeed the next Customs commissioner?
Nobody can really say, but anything is possible given
Pichay’s supreme confidence that he had served President
Arroyo well when he was a congressman. Pichay
unabashedly claims he was GMA’s Dobermann or attack dog
in the House. By implication, he feels it would only be
just and fair if he were to be named the next Customs
commissioner.
Whatever
goes on in the presidential mind is, of course, next to
impossible to divine. But this much is certain—if and
when Pichay is appointed the new customs boss, Finance
secretary Gary Teves will take it as a signal to pack up
and go without an iota of hesitation.
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