SOMEONE please tell me this is another one of Ashton Kutcher’s “Pop Fiction” pranks, like Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib hanging out or Paris Hilton and the faux swami.

If it’s a prank, it’s pretty darn convincing.

People reports that the couple had a private 90-minute lunch at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink in the Miami Design District center on Friday. And they even...shared food! And I think we all know that nothing says “physical chemistry” like nibbling on the date’s noshes.

Jen had her own chopped chicken salad but tried a bite of the musician’s Serrano ham sandwich. Then they split a chocolate and peanut butter-layered dessert. Oh, no! Is this a “JoJen” or a “Mayniston” in the making?

Later that night the cooing couple ate yet again! This time they dined at Casa Tua on South Beach, leaving the restaurant just before 1 am, with John’s arm around Jen. Wonder if this is another date brokered by agents. After all, that Brad Pitt blind date set up through her agent worked out so well.

Jen, we know you’re bummed about your movie He’s Just Not That Into You being held until the fall. But this is not the guy for you. Don’t you read John’s blog? 

His most recent post—dated March 27—is a must-read. I’ve read through it twice and I still don’t know what the heck he’s talking about. And that’s just writing. I can’t imagine how insufferably long his mealtime monologues are.

Steps to take around the house to shrink your carbon footprint

SO you recycle religiously; you’ve switched to CFLs; you keep your tires inflated; you turned down the thermostat all winter; you’ve weatherstripped and insulated; you use only ecologically responsible cleaning products; and you sleep in sustainably harvested bamboo sheets.

Losing control with ‘Nancy Jane’

FOR a month since its launch at The Embassy, that infamous Gucci-Gang hideout in Taguig City, we’ve been listening religiously to Nancy Jane, the first and hopefully not the last album of model-actress-turned-singer Nancy Jane Jimenez Castiglione.

Reeling: Where the community is theater alive

FIVE days in Antique is all it takes you to understand what community theater is all about, in the primal sense. Oscar Wilde’s notion of the theater—when he talks about the stage as being not merely the meeting of all arts but “is also the return of art to life”—comes true in this place.

Is John Mayer into Jennifer Aniston?

SOMEONE please tell me this is another one of Ashton Kutcher’s “Pop Fiction” pranks, like Kathy Griffin and Adnan Ghalib hanging out or Paris Hilton and the faux swami.

Good morning, tube houses

ON the long, elevated Skyway-like road from the airport to the city proper of Hanoi, those narrow, tall houses can’t escape first-timers. They all have about three to four floors, with a veranda in each level.